IT WAS 1947. It was a glorious summer here and the British
royal family were criss-crossing South Africa in a special train, greeting
their "subjects". I was not to be left out as thousands of
schoolchildren greeted the heir to the throne, Elizabeth, at Greyville
racecourse.
Despite innumerable practice sessions I managed to curtsey instead
of bowing. That may have been a solecism but nonetheless it was a proud day for
all of us.
Quite why a family who lived thousands of miles away should
have that effect wasn't clear to a 13-year-old, though at the time I was as
royalist as anyone. I was aware of the extent to which the British monarchy had
a hold on the imagination of white SA, including Afrikaners. As for English
speakers, their enthusiasm knew no bounds: it was their royal family they were
effusively greeting.
My interest grew apace during the tour and I collected all
kinds of memorabilia, from tea cosies to beer mugs. I cut out photos of the
tour and pasted them into my scrapbook. (Somewhat more understandably, in
England my wife-to-be was also cutting out newspaper reports of the same royal
visit and pasting them into her scrapbook.)
That stood me in good stead when I realised the orgy of
uncritical publicity around this family didn't lose its effectiveness even when
faced by the opposition of Dr Verwoerd's Die Transvaler and the criticism
"at home" in England, barely two years after the end of the Second
World War, confronted by the worst winter in living memory.
It was a golden summer in SA while it lasted. However,
within a few months everything turned to dust for the prime minister, General
Jan Smuts, who lost the all-white election of 1948 to the nationalist Afrikaner
party, thus illustrating race was more important than monarchical fervour.
Those and other thoughts came to mind the other day when a
young couple were married in London. There was a vast amount of hoo-hah and
uncritical coverage of every step this couple – William and Katherine – were to
take. According to the London Daily Mail, they "are taking upon themselves
no less a thing than the future preservation of the monarchy and it is just
possible that with good humour – and with masses of middle-class determination
– the pair of them will pull it off".
For the Mail, it was a sporting contest that Mr and Mrs William Windsor might pull off.
For others, who refused to accept the thumbsuck figures of
the billion viewers of the wedding ceremony, something more was required as the
British monarch is also head of the Commonwealth, which entails a degree of
recognition by us in SA.
The 13-year-old at Greyville racecourse over the fullness of
time became a human rights lawyer for whom the precepts of our Bill of Rights
have universal application. So the succession to the throne became a matter of
importance: not major importance, perhaps, with all our other problems of
poverty and racial prejudice, but certainly significant. Under British
legislation – as the monarch is head of the Church of England – no non-subscribing
person can succeed to the throne, which violates the anti-religious
discrimination clause of SA's constitution.
Second, succession to the throne is governed by legislation
passed during the heyday of male supremacy. The first-born male succeeds to the
throne – even when he has an older sister. Scandinavian countries have changed
their laws to make the succession gender-neutral, but not the Commonwealth
countries, which abide by the old medieval prescription.
Our press suspended all evaluation or assessment, apart from
some minor speculation as to how Queen Elizabeth's cash-strapped subjects might
view such a vast expenditure on the wedding of two people. Military uniforms worn with decorations not
earned either by deed or examination were praised for their colour, even though
they resembled Ruritanian outfits.
A Cape Town daily, on its front page, ran a report as to the
betting on whether Kate Middleton would get a kiss on the cheek or on the lips
when the couple appeared on the balcony of Buckingham Palace; and we were told
other bets were placed on whether the groom's brother would be too drunk to
finish his speech.
Only sycophants perpetrate such imbecilities. My son is
right: I must be a republican everywhere – except in the United States!